I am currently chatting with an ex that I dated when I was 20 and 21 about a girl he his currently seeing. On Wednesday, we chatted about the same lady and he let it slip that she is 18. EIGHTEEN!! She's a baby! He's 26, by the way. I told him I did not think it was a good idea at all, because eighteen year olds have no idea what they are doing with their lives. He's all joking around and saying that he is going to get her a fake ID and lie to his mom about her age. I told him that he's going to get punched in the face by her dad and tasered by campus security at the college she goes to.
I mean, I happen to think that there is a huge development phase that goes on between 18 and 20 and that young people are MUCH, MUCH more mature at 20 than they are at 18. He says that she is more mature that he is, and at this point, I am inclined to believe him. At the end of the day, he is going to do what he wants I just have a terrible feeling that this is going to go horribly awry.
Today he is being hilarious and I have to share with you a few of the highlights of our conversation:
"so every time i take this girl out to dinner, she orders a cup of soup, and doesn't even finish it
shes really cheap to feed"
"last night we went dinner, i pounded 4 beers and a burrito, and she had soup"
"i figured they would ID me cause i was with her but they didn't"
Too fucking funny.
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