Mark said...
Yo Mela - I know where that guy is! He's been emailing you. LOL Actually, I just want to re-connect as a friend, but I love you for you, always have. Email or call me and let's catch up. - Marknot funny
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| show details Jul 17 (4 days ago) |
You should let me write your jokes for you.
You remember how hilarious I can be, right?
I wrote this great sketch the other day about Sarah palin and the BP oil spill. Classic.
Call me.
- Mark
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| show details 11:25 PM (17 minutes ago) |
no
vaguely
that's nice
not on your life
vaguely
that's nice
not on your life
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| show details 11:27 PM (15 minutes ago) |
Sigh.
Why, again, are YOU angry at ME?
You, my dear, are missing an excellent karmic opportunity here.
PS - I'm rich as fuck these days. :D
So stop being a jerk and let me buy you tea, or whatever it is you drink these days.
- Mark
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| show details 11:29 PM (13 minutes ago) |
not angry
i'm really not missing out on anything as far as you are concerned
you're not rich, you're an excellent liar/storyteller
i like being a jerk
i'm really not missing out on anything as far as you are concerned
you're not rich, you're an excellent liar/storyteller
i like being a jerk
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The reason I'm contacting you is because I never Thanked you for all you did for me, for being y friend. I was really, really messed up when you knew me, on many levels, but these last couple years I've really, well, let's just say I rock now.
You and I had a long history together and it's sad you won't acknowledge it. We were really best friends for a long time. And I am sorry the way things ended but, really, I tried my best, even then. Anyway, water under the bridge.
I owe a lot to you, on some level, and just wanted to Thank You and catch up. Sounds like you're doing some wonderful things with your life, as I always knew you would.
I'm a real entrepeneur these days, check out that link. I built everything you see there and am making bank like never before, which has been weird to me, to have 'cash flow' again. LOL
Anyway, thanks again and if you're not angry then you should let me entertain you, for old time's sake, over drinks.
After everything that happened with us it's amazing I'm even reaching out. Wish you could see that.
-Mark
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| show details 11:36 PM (6 minutes ago) |
not interested
bye
bye
| show details 11:42 PM (1 minute ago) |
Okay kindred spirit. Contact me when you've realized your folly.
I am awesome for giving you this second chance. Karma will convince you, someday.
PS - Being an angry, bitter jerk should serve you well, being a comic. Every standup on Earth is a mean-spirited douschebag who hates life. Perfect! LOL
