And Then The Internet Got Upset

NUMERO DOS CIENTO

Hi internet! Been awhile know. Sorry I keep abandoning you. Since we last spoke - I went to aus and the uk then to las vegas and now I Am in Jamaica with my new boyfriend and things have already gotten pretty serious. it absolutely gorgeous here and kev very sweet and gentle but also rough and rugged not to mention devilishly handsome which is pretty much the best combination I could ask for in a man. I wish him to stick around for along time to come.

After this it is back to NYC for me. I have decided ill be there until my 26th birthday bash in january!

Bye for now!

open mic and awkward conversation

hi internet-

last night i did an open mic night at ohanlons bar with hector luis and i loved it, it was basically all comics watching comics but itwas still very supportive, we went out to grab some food after andall the boys sat down and I was still up getting food and I saw this guy looking my direction so i said:

"Hi"

"By Yourself?"

"No, I have that whole table of guys over there *gestures in the general direction of the guys*

"I said 'Hi yourself'"

anyway, this is where i'll be tonight

Laughing Buddha Mic
Broadway Comedy Club
318 W. 53rd Str
New York, NY
Near 8th Ave
Map
5:45pm sign-up
5:45pm check-in for booked comics
6:00pm start
$5 for 5 mins, no drink minimum
Guest spot and prize drawings at the end 
Email Jeff Lawrence
to sign up
(212) 982-6363
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you know i wish that i had jessie's girl..

this is where i'll be tonight

The Hump Day Mic With Hector Luis
O'Hanlon's Bar
349 E. 14th Str
New York, NY
Near 1st Ave
Map
6:00pm - 9:00pm
$5 for 6 mins
To sign up, visithectorluis.com
Walk-ins welcome
(time permitting)
(718) 753-2066

updating on the bus

Dear Readers,

I am updating this bus from the comfy public transportation called transbridge lines. I got on the bus in NYC and I'll be home in good old Pennsylvania in about an hour. I gotta say I don't know what I would do without public transportation as I don't drive. I could get my license again but now it requires me going to the doctor and getting a physical and that is just such a pain in the ass. I mean, what are they going to do, exactly? Are they going to sit me down and put my hands on ten and two and see if I can maintain position sitting up for long periods of time like that? I really have no idea.

Moving right along...

I signed up to do the Introduction Leaders Program again. And I can literally hear a couple of people who read this blog throwing up in their mouths right now in honor of this. But I don't care, I really don't. Last time I did this program, I got on National TV twice. So this time I'm putting on the line a comedy special on HBO and I intend to get it.

Some of you who don't know me or don't know that I go down to Landmark are going to wondering what the fuck i'm talking about so you can go to the website and check it out.

www.landmarkeducation.com

Anyway, this past weekend was the first weekend and I had such a great time. Before I got on the bus, I ate food with people from Toronto, well mostly I ate cake.

Speaking of Toronto - I am going to travel there this November whilst my dad is at a conference and explore the city for a couple of days.

And in December I am going to the Caribbean. What a life I lead.

three weeks away

I just got home after three weeks away and I am leaving again tomorrow back to nyc to do a stand up show at the grisly pear in the village. ah. life.

dating

i just had this conversation with this guy i'm seening

him: "what are we doing here?"

me: "you mean how serious are we?"

him: " well, i'm still seeing other people"

WHAT THE FUCK

does no one want to be in a relationship anymore?