hi internet,
I have gotten a lot more spam in my email since I made my email address public. Just recently (about ten minutes ago) I got a message on gchat from a "Michelle Myott" what follows is our conversation. Please accept my apologies for the sometimes graphic nature. I find it the whole dialog to be hilarious, and i hope you will, too.
Michelle: ;)
Sent at 7:32 PM on Wednesday
me: hi
Michelle: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: oh god, you're a bot
Michelle: if i was a bot ..why would i be wearing this hat?? lolz
me: um, i'm a rhinocerous, whatever scam you are running will not work on me
Michelle: scam wtf?!?
me: do i know you?
Michelle: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: who are you?
Michelle: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?
me: hahahahaha ,hilarious
Michelle: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?
me: LOL
Michelle: http://myfreecamchats.com/QGRRRATA click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
me: yeah, i knew you were a bot
i'd like to see you fuck your mother up her ass
Michelle: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
me: bot is not a real person, if you were you would take offense to what i just said
Michelle: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
me: form response
gleeble gleeble gleeble jibber jabber
Michelle: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: uh huh, that's nice
Michelle: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: sure, i know, but see, i only like little boys
Michelle: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
me: i bet you will be
Michelle: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
me: but first you have to wash up, which will short curciut you
Michelle: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
me: oh yeah, i'm here
where are you? i don't see you
Michelle: are you in yet?
me: yup
Michelle: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
me: all the gold you need is up your mother's ass
Michelle: k
me: so you should get a flashlight and look way up there
Michelle: k
me: and if you can't find the gold, well that bitch hid it somewhere eles, and you'll have to torture it out of her
Michelle: make me your bitch
me: yeah and i'll call you my bitch bot
Michelle: make me your bitch
me: i would consider it if you weren't a mindless email collecting bot
Michelle: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
me: bot bot bot bot bot bot bot
Michelle: uggh no i'm not are u???? lolz
me: i'm not the demographic you are looking to scam
Michelle: scam wtf?!?
me: yeah, scam
and whoever programed you did a shit job
Michelle: scam wtf?!?
me: your programmer is shit
Michelle: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
me: LOL
purple purple purple purple
Sent at 7:46 PM on Wednesday
Edit... The bot returns!
Michelle: hey you
Sent at 10:03 PM on Wednesday
me: back again already?
Michelle: have we chatted before? 26/female here...you?
me: yeah, we chatted yesterday
no sorry, actually about 3 hours ago
Michelle: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
me: i'm amused
Michelle: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! want to have some fun?
me: i'm always up for fun
Michelle: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ?
Sent at 10:06 PM on Wednesday
me: sure
Michelle: http://myfreecamchats.com/PGLCIPAH click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
Sent at 10:07 PM on Wednesday
me: you sent me a different link 3 hours ago
Michelle: Its http://myfreecamchats.com/GSLVJPTO just accept my cam invite,
me: geez bots don't even do continuity
yeah, another different link
Michelle: Ok, now you really lost me?? bot???
me: haha
Michelle: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
me: yeah
have you got any other form responses?
Michelle: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to
verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
me: yeah i know, but i like boys, remember?
Michelle: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ?
me: yeah, you get ready
Michelle: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
me: just an fyi, i've been posting these conversations on my blog and forwarding your dialogs to the economic crimes unit for financial fraud
Michelle: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
me: sure
me: sure
Michelle: are you in yet?
me: i'm going skydiving. do you like skydiving?
Michelle: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
Sent at 10:12 PM on Wednesday
me: what is gold? like a gold credit card?
Michelle: k
me: money
Michelle: there's no $$ involved!!
me: slut
Michelle: mhhm make me your slut
me: bitch
Michelle: make me your bitch
me: whore
Michelle: I'll be your whore
me: apple
Michelle: k
me: banana
Michelle: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
me: woman
