dating

i just had this conversation with this guy i'm seening

him: "what are we doing here?"

me: "you mean how serious are we?"

him: " well, i'm still seeing other people"

WHAT THE FUCK

does no one want to be in a relationship anymore?

what i like in bed

i'm just listening to the very best of curtis mayfield. god, i love motown music. i could listen to it all day. so if i ever send you a text that says 'listening to motown and thinking of you', that's a very good thing. means i actually like you. and i've probably thought a fair amount about us doing dirty things together.

as this post is titled 'what i like in bed' i thought i would elaborate on what i actually like in bed, because i don't know how much time i actually spend verbalizing these thoughts. i do a lot of thinking about them, but not a lot of sharing about them, so i thought i would just go ahead and cast a line out into the ethos and see what happens. because you never know in this life.

first things first. i'm a kinky little kinkster. i like to try new things and i love helping people fulfill their deepest, darkest fantasies. just let me know how i can assist you.

i LOVE being spanked. god do i love it.

i love being eaten out.

i love sucking dick

i love talking dirty

i am a switch, meaning i can be dominant or submissive. a little more on the dominant side of things though. i like role reversal, like i like calling you (assuming the 'you' reading this is a guy, 21 to 32, tall, and good looking) then i would like nothing more than to call you my little slut whore and to bend you over and fuck you in the ass with my strap on, grabbing your hips with my hands and thrusting you back and forth...

on the sub side i like to be tied up, handcuffed, blindfolded, told what to do, and generally being used as a 'plaything'

i like watching you jerk off. i like masturbating in front of you.

i have started to enjoy dressing up, lingerie, heels that type of thing. amazing shapes lingerie does to the body, i must say.

all right, that does it for this installment, as i'm thinking of writing a weekly entry about my sexploits, that is assuming that i get laid once a week. and i promise to be more vocal about what i like in bed. should make for a way more exciting sex life.

bert and ernie are not gay

I'm a little late on this, but about a week ago, it was reported in the news that bert and ernie, roommates on sesame street are not gay. Well, this is unfortunate, because I grew up watching sesame street and while I never pondered bert and ernie's sexuality during my tender tot years, my mother did point it out to me when I got older that she thought they were gay, and looking back at all their arguments, and their heart to hearts, heck, i think they even had bath time together, it's pretty clear to see that the signs are all there.

None of this really concerns me though, because my favorite will always be elmo, then cookie monster, who is now vegetable monster, and big bird. oh I just want to snuggle with big bird.